Simone de Boudoir
VAMPIRE EROTICA
Dark, feminist, story-driven vampire erotica. (S)existential noir, full of stripteases and revenge.
Blood on Her Lips follows the dark and sexy story of Rose, a pansexual erotic dancer living in Paris. After becoming a vampire, she explores her feeding options – including period blood and “bad apple” clients.
She works in the sensuous, underground Theatre La Chatte, where she performs sultry dances for an audience and gives private shows to clients behind closed doors.

TITILLATING SHORT STORIES
Titanica: The Heart of the Ocean
An erotic reimagining of the iconic scene where Jack draws Rose. It’s light on sex, but heavy on emotions and seduction. You’ll get the line: “Draw her like one of your French pussies.”
MORE coming soon!

MENTAL HEALTH
We are all damaged goods—emphasis on the goods.
This is an ongoing series where I muse (ramble?) about trauma, mental health, self-doubt, anxiety, insomnia, and other cool stuff. But in a fun way. Yeeeee!

MUSIC VIDEOS ARE ART
Music Videos Are Art is a biweekly podcast about cool and often lesser known music videos. We chat about why music videos are underrated and under-appreciated form of ART. Join us for some fun! Available to listen on Apple, Spotify, Google, and the website.
Follow on Instagram and Twitter for updates! Check out the YouTube playlist for a complete list of music videos from the episodes.

ABOUT SIMONE
Artsy exhibitionist creating multi-media erotica that teases and pleases. A recovering academic, with a PhD and a tube of chapstick. I also make (edible) massage oil candles. Lover of music, podcasts, books, and tea. Connect with me on Instagram, Twitter, Medium, and TikTok!

MORE coming soon!
MORE coming soon!